Parrot joke…

A Pirate and his parrot were adrift in a lifeboat after a tremendous battle at sea. The Captain was rummaging through the supplies on the lifeboat when he came across a brass lamp. He secretly hoped that a Genie would pop out of this lamp and help them out. He rubbed furiously on the lamp and low and behold a genie popped out.

The Genie was a little different and could only grant the Pirate one wish. The Pirate enjoyed his rum and before he could think clearly he blurted out “make the entire ocean out of rum”. The Genie clapped his hands and there was a tremendous deafening crash and the sea turned into the finest rum you could ever fathom. Immediately the Genie vanished.

All that could be heard was the rum lapping against the hull of the lifeboat as the Parrot and the Pirate considered their new situation. The Parrot shook his head and looked disgustingly at the Pirate and said “Just great. Now we’re going to have to piss in the boat.”


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